Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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