Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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