Me too!
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
please don't ironically join a cult
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