Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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