when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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