I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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