I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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