i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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