Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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