he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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