i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I feel great
I just peed on a car
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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