i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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