I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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