i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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