I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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