just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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