they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Green mimosas i think yes
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
What a dumb baby whore.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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