Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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