are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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