David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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