I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Randomize
