Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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