The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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