going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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