So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
