butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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