if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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