Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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