I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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