dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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