Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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