i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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