kristin has been a bad kristin
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The best revenge is premature balding
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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