all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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