Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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