she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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