he wants to bone in the snuggie
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Its about making memories worth repressing
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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