I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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