Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Randomize
