i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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