hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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