i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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