BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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