Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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