I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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