No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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