glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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