anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he quoted the bible to break up with me
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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