yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
and she was petting her beer can
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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