i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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