i just wanna soil my oats bro
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
