I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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