I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we made out on top of his cat.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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