I'm gonna have a badass scar
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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