You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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