The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize