therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Need sex. Gaining weight.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
